why hello there
reblog my asstree goddamnit
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
this has too many notes to be safe
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL…
Sometimes I wonder what kind of expression Mycroft had on his face the first time he held baby Sherlock.
do you ever walk past something like 3 times and it’s in plain sight and you finally stand up and see it and facepalm
Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
WHY WAS THIS DELETED
THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS
they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.
because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
you have it easy
-the supernatural fandom
MUST. WATCH. VIDEO.
“Woman’s Day #throughglass" is a project whose only purpose is to make people think, on this special day, about the condition of women in our society.
"Google is not involved. We’ve just used the language of Glass to deliver a social message.”
Please. Share. Video.
I just wanted to share some of the comments with you:
How can people actually LAUGH OUT LOUD at something so true and so sad?
How can people actually think a woman getting beaten up is a funny thing or an exercise?
How can someone think a woman is weak because she is scared?
How can someone think that way kinky stuff?
And once again, if a man can be late whenever they want, how can someone think a woman should’ve been at home by time?
And did you not here, she said “You’re home early.”
She was on time, but because he was earlier, she gets beaten.
This might not be a true story but we do know this happens.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR THE SAKE OF WOMEN. SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO MAYBE SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CAN DO SOMETHING DOES.
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command
I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.